just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
