Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
