OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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