at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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