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Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends

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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach

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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor

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He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.

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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.

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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.

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At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.

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That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.

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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops

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Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?

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