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Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.

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I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"

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So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...

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He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??

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The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.

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If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection

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New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.

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My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.

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