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  You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.

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  I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?

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  Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night

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  I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.

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  the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch

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  Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!

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  premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes

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  There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?

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  Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!

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  Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid

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  Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY

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  My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.

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  Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.

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  Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.

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