Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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