the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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