When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
