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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.

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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle

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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.

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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.

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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.

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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?

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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.

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