i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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