I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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