Last Night in Georgia (770)

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  I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.

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  i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.

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  So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...

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  Dont! You were just serving you country

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  That's cool how's he been?

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  He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.

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  A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!

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  Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.

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  At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.

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  I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.

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  you should get a family discount.

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  That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously

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  I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.

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  just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.

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  i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent

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  don't you ever do that...

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  I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.

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  ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.

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