My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
