Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
