yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
