Last Night in Colorado (970)

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  He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.

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  It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!

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  Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper

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  She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon

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  Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.

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  Marry me.

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  Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"

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  There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.

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  I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.

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  My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.

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  You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.

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  Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.

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  Drake has all the answers

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  I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.

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  I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015

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