He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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