Last Night in New Mexico (505)

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.

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  My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.

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  I thought you said his peep was too small

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  it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.

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  the new term for farting is butt boxing.

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  You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call

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  Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.

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  The Rock won.

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  so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?

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