Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (304)

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry anonymous12 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

Last Night in West Virginia (304)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

Man I sound like a slutty Mormon

Fav 2 147 115
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.

Fav 0 140 172
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.

Fav 1 140 103
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.

Fav 1 139 13
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.

Fav 0 133 113
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out

Fav 3 115 210
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."

Fav 4 106 30
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(304): View more from West Virginia

We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.

Fav 3 86 24
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Or, jump to page: Go