Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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