yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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