sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
