you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
