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  Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster

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  You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.

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  should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus

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  It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.

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  Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.

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  sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here

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  That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.

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  dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant

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  This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.

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  Pencil dick carries the name proudly.

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  Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?

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  Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening

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  YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

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  I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION

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  And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"

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