Last Night in Pennsylvania (814)

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  You can have my vag. Its useless without you.

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  Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?

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  You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.

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  There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.

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  i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing

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  like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing

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  I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow

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  Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.

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  IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.

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  That's how pantless uber rides happen

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  Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.

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  Who knew?

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  I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.

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  Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.

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  thanks... i think. haha

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  You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?

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  I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.

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  He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.

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  Well he's scoring either way then.

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  I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.

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  We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.

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  I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.

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  I don't know what to say to you.

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.

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