I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
