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  My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic

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  Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.

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  I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.

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  just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.

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  glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.

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  Dude this weed has me so paranoid.

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  Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.

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  I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME

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  We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.

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  Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.

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  When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.

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  My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!

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  how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?

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  i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.

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  Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate

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