It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
