Last Night in British Columbia (250)

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  This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.

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  We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.

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  He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday

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  This can only be settled by a dance off.

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  He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember

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  I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight

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  You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping

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  Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?

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  yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand

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  What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises

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  My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"

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  Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.

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  Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered

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  I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.

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