Last Night in North Carolina (252)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.

  Fav 11 2765 1264

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone

  Fav 6 2695 939

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck

  Fav 15 2670 952

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"

  Fav 6 2539 994

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.

  Fav 58 2516 6460

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet

  Fav 6 2458 1624

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?

  Fav 56 2422 10067

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning

  Fav 6 2341 1472

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars

  (1-252): View more from North Carolina

  I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers

  Fav 6 2340 981

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground

  Fav 9 2338 801

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.

  Fav 7 2196 823

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.

  Fav 8 2139 892

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.

  Fav 9 2101 887

  share tweet
  

• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

  Fav 26 2028 5464

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT