I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
