My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
This girl is more easily done than said...
