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Last Night in Florida (305)

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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.

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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.

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I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B

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I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.

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alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.

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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?

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If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?

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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.

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