It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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