gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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