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  Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.

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  She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.

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  Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

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  I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.

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  If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete

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  Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.

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  Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?

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  It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.

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  YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

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  He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it

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  But there's never enough margarita money.

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  This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it

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  Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.

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  In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN

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  He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.

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  I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes

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