Last Night in Ohio (330)

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  Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"

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  you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"

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  How are you feeling today?

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  i could've thrown up on command at any point today...

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  i think i have two assholes

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  She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.

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  Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

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  I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.

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  Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.

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  Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.

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  It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table

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  i can't believe i had my finger in that

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls

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  He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future

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  im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes

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