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Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend

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She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!

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we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night

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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?

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Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.

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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?

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The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.

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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.

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My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life

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