Last Night in New York (518)

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  i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock

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  idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever

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  Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

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  I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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  apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party

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  plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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  wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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  I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.

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  i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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  I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you

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  I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.

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  it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....

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  Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant

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  I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before

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