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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha

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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo

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Well it was nice knowing him

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Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.

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I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"

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I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.

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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion

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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work

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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!

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