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  Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza

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  How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?

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  To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference

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  I want to fling myself into the sun

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  if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory

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  No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.

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  Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?

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  Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.

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  Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.

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  I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.

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  i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.

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  Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.

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  IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US

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  Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now

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