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  Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?

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  You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.

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  Pride rock will get you every time.

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  When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.

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  Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.

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  Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?

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  My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.

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  Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.

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  You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight

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  I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi

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  he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.

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  If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win

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  Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?

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  Fuck you for even being able to ask that question

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  Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot

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  Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off

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  Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.

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  Isn't your room on the second floor?

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