Last Night in Hawaii (808)

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  Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken

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  this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!

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  My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.

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  I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.

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  Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.

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  I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.

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  It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.

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  REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.

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  drinks after work?

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  that question mark offends me.

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  I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish

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  she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.

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  Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?

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  i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.

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  i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in

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