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  I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.

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  I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?

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  we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.

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  Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.

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  Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?

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  No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her

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  Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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  You are so not ready for motherhood

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  I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.

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  Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester

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  I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call

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  i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...

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  What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple

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  He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.

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  we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient

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