Last Night in California (909)

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  and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....

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  dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.

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  I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

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  I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.

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  I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...

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  He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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  i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.

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  Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...

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  He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.

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  It must have been true love

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  I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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  i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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• (909): View more from California

  Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.

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  My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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  He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.

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