He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
