i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
