She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
