Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
