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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.

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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision

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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?

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Kitchen or bathroom?

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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.

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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol

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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight

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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl

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