Last Night in New Jersey (609)

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  So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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  well that was a long night...

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  dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

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  no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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  Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.

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  ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.

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  im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL

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  dude. stop pregaming the food network.

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  if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow

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  this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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  Your mouth is God's brothel.

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  in pain and im wearing pink underwear

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  so?

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  i dont own pink underwear

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  Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.

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  i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day

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  How come twittering sounds sexual?

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  Because of Bambi.

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  I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.

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  He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.

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