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  On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?

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  I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?

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  Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.

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  there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'

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  So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich

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  You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!

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  I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?

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  This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs

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  It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!

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  I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.

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  Also, my apartment walls are too thin

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  Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up

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  Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!

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  You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting

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  I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....

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  Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub

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