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  ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.

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  Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.

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  You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.

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  And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work

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  I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.

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  What happened last night?

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  Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..

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  Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom

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  Fun wedding?

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  Yes. Very.

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  He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes

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  A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML

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  Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.

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  You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.

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  You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?

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  Just the cushions

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  Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?

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  I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.

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